Are you going for that Asian Michael Jackson look?

Few things could be truer than the resemblance my girlfriend's mother shares with the late Michael Jackson. The wavy black hair. The mangled nose job. The pale old skin. The creepy soft voice. The vacuous blank stare in their eyes. Even their fashion sense is similar.

Many people feel that Michael Jackson's plastic surgery left
him looking freakish and inhuman.

One must ponder if she went for that look on purpose, or if the random direction of people with too much money to know what to do with led her - unwittingly - in that direction. It's hard to know, really. Somewhere amid the plastic surgery and bird's nests soups, did the money drive her toward being more like poor old Michael?

It's doubtful really. Her opinions are constantly self contradictory, or incoherent, so the idea that she had willingly transformed herself to the Asian Michael is unlikely. But fun to ponder, nevertheless

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One must also ask the question "how many nose jobs is too many".

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As tempted as I am to answer that with the clichéd "any nose jobs is too many." I'll opt for the more understanding two. Two nose jobs is too many. The first one can look natural, and make people happy, but after that, how many times do you need to chisel your bust to get it look just right? It's a domino event of future plastic surgeries if you ask me. And how long till you go from looking like a normal person to a featureless doll?

And yet, I can't really knock her for it. If it makes her happy whatever. It's one of the few things that makes her happy that doesn't step on anyone else's toes.